BERT SIMMONS

Bert Simmons worked for Joe Spencer at Stylin' Joe's Barber Shop in Indiana. He was intrigued by the stories Joe told of the adventures of an intrepid team of explorers called SG-1, and he offered his support and his critique of the plots. He and his wife Cindy were both touched by Joe's story of "A Hundred Days," and Bert was especially dismayed when the story about Hathor was rejected for publication.

Portrayed by: Louis Chirillo

Cross Reference: Calvin, Fred, Gordie Lowe, Joe Spencer

Episode Reference: Citizen Joe