Couldn't figure out anything more to do with that one, so here's another!
JACK: Yeah, let's just forget the group hug. So, smile everyone.... Nice job. If I have to say so myself...
JACK: You want me to do what, General?
HAMMOND: Supreme Commander Thor was so impressed with your recent resolution of that treaty dispute with the Goa'uld, he wanted to thank you personally. Aboard his ship, Colonel.
JACK: Well, that's really nice. Flattering even. But, you know, a fruit basket would be enough.
HAMMOND: This is me when I'm not laughing. In the interest of our ongoing relationship with the Asgard, I am ordering you to go.
JACK: So... Thor, buddy, this is your ship. Love what you've done with it. Really homey.
THOR: O'Neill, I was impressed with your skill in diplomacy. Frankly, I wasn't sure you had it in you. But I wanted to talk with you privately about a proposition I have.
JACK: Well, I was kinda surprised myself that it went as well as it did. So, a proposition, you say?
THOR: Yes, I would like you to consider relocating to Othala. You may not remember but when the ancient's database was downloaded into your brain, you visited us there...
JACK: Yeah, so I'm told but I don't remember a thing.
THOR: Well, O'Neill, we could use having you with us as a liaison with the humans with whom we are coming into ever greater contact.
JACK: Gee, that is certainly flattering but wouldn't that be kinda a long commute to the SGC? You living in another galaxy and all? And how would I continue my work with SG-1?
THOR: Well, you wouldn't. Think of it as a promotion that would let you act on the galactic stage.
JACK: Hum... Do go on.
THOR: Yes, you would have far more authority and power than you do now and see more of the universe than is open to you. And we would become closer friends.
JACK: (With a little alarm) Closer friends... you mean, as in allies?!
THOR: Yes, of course, O'Neill.
JACK: Okay, just checking...
THOR: And the accommodations we would provide would be to your specifications.... Anything you wanted.
JACK: Anything I wanted??!!
THOR: Anything, O'Neill.
JACK thinks of having more power and all the things he would like to have at his fingertips... but then something, someone comes to mind...
JACK: As tempting as your offer is, Thor, and it's really an honor to be asked and all, I can't, I'm sorry. While you might be able to get me anything, you just couldn't get me anybody... You know, my team, Thor... yeah, actually all of them. Even though they sometimes... well, I would still really miss them. But, I mean it, thanks for asking....
So here it is !
your welcome V and you and LTTPlits have inspired one as well 
Has that ever happened to you?) So here goes.... though you are both very hard acts to follow!! 
