Say What?

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hmm couldn't think of any with the photo you added V so I came up with this :D

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Rick : so when is lunch?


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Rick: better question what is for lunch?

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Rick: this is not what I had in mind
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ergomac23 wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 1:06 pm hmm couldn't think of any with the photo you added V so I came up with this :D
Don't worry ,erg . It was one shot .

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Rick : She's coming to my place for the first time .

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Rick : I told her I was a great cook . Why did I tell her that ??

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Girl : What are you doing ?
Rick : Fishing for compliments I guess .
Girl : Hahaha !


Well done , Rick . Humor can save an average meal ! ;)
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Good one, you made me laugh.😎
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Rick :i keep having this reoccurring nightmare..
oh what is it about?


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Rick: well I'm on a date with this beautiful women things are great until the food comes out ..it is fish with vegetable's

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I'm sorry rick I don't see what's wrong with that...
Rick: this fish wasn't real it was tasteless ..
rick non of it was real how Is it a nightmare?
Rick: well I hate broccoli
uhhhhh?
Rick: it's at this point I wake up what do you think it means?...it just seems fishy to me.. why would I order broccoli?
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:D :D :D ( managed to use my pic once more ,erg ;) )

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Rick 1 : That couple over there ...how I envy them ...


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... but why is he playing with his food ?

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Rick 2 : That little guy has come a long way to get to our plate .
Girl : Really ?
Rick 2 : Let me explain ...
Girl ( thinking ) : First and last date with that one . Good looks but VERY poor conversationalist . Bored to tears .

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Rick 3 ( coming to them): Hi baby . Wanna see my new bike ?
Girl ( standing up ) : Sure !! :)


Now who always gets the girl ? ;) Rick of course ! :D
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great one V :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: absolutely right :D

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Rick: I have been thinking about growing a mustache kind of like this (picks up the phone)....

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Rick: took several years but it finally happened what do you think?
it looks kind of phony rick
Rick: I'll have you know it is real
ok ok no need to shout you'll make my ears start ringing
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:D :D :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Pun,pun ,pun ,pun :lol: Great one ,erg ! :D

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Rick : Hello . I'd like an appointment , please . To trim my hair and mustache ... shape up the mustache !

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Rick : See what I got ? Shape up my foot !
Why are you wearing a hat , Rick ?
Rick : Cause he ruined my mullet too , that's why . I need some time to get used to it ... and make my hair grow ... that barber is a butcher ! I shouldn't have listened to Chris ( Judge) when he recommended him .
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thank you :lol: noticed the puns eh? .... :lol: :lol: :lol: your say what is great too :D it has inspired me ;)

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hey rick..
Rick: what?
Ernest called he wants his mustache back!!


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Ernest: that is not my mustache it is where it has always been ...right here
uhh sorry it was a joke Ernest
guess some jokes are not very well received ;)
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