Say What?

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Re: Say What?

Post by tvero80 » Fri Sep 24, 2021 5:55 pm

ergomac23 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:17 am
I thought I would make a new one in honor of Willie Garson he was the actor who played Martin on SG1 R.I.P Willie :(
I didn't know ... I heard he was ill ...R.I.P Willie :(

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Martin : I have to leave now .
Jack : So soon ?


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Martin ( searching ) : Unless I can find ...
Jack ( whispering to Teal'c ) : Please don't tell him symbiotes don't live in bushes ...


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Jack : Farewell then ...
Teal'c : We'll miss you.
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Re: Say What?

Post by ergomac23 » Wed Sep 29, 2021 12:49 am

yea it was sad news :(

I couldn't think of anymore for that one so I made a new one :)

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teal'c : Oniell how long do we have to sit through this?
Daniel: what leave? teal'c this is fascinating
Sam: fascinating? this guy has been talking non stop for 3 hours …sir?...sir?


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Jack: what?...sorry I was fascinated by this speech
Daniel: you … you like his speech?
Jack: sure he was talking about...life …and the universe and ....
Daniel : that's exactly right wow
Jack: why so surprised I listen
Daniel: not when I talk
Jack: what?


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Re: Say What?

Post by tvero80 » Thu Sep 30, 2021 10:29 am

Thanks , erg ! :D
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Chris : Do you think we'll get the parts ?
Michael : They want to see us in costume , that's encouraging...
Amanda : Maybe , maybe not . Any idea , Rick ?
Rick : Well , no ... ( thinking ) : In fact as a producer and lead of the show I already know but...


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Man in the background : Congratulations ! Welcome on board ! You can thank the executive producer . He recommended you !
Michael , Chris : The executive producer ?
Amanda : Who is it?
Rick ( thinking ) : Why did he say that ?? I was here incognito .
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Re: Say What?

Post by ergomac23 » Sun Oct 03, 2021 7:57 am

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Amanda: this meeting could have been an email
Chris: agreed
Rick: what? sorry I was thinking about the Simpsons episode I watched last night



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Brad wright: ok so we are all clear on that?
Amanda: yes
Michael: sure
Chris: indeed
Rick: could you repeat it please ?
everyone else: sighs


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Re: Say What?

Post by tvero80 » Thu Oct 07, 2021 11:39 am

Crossover (sort of...)

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Daniel : What are we doing here? Terrible birthday party !
Sam : Actually it's an anniversary party .
Jack : Yeah , it's MacGyver's ...
Teal'c : Who ?


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Sam : A guy who can fix anything ... I think he looks a little like Colonel O' Neill.
Jack : Nonsense...
Daniel : Where is he anyway ? Boring !
Teal'c : Indeed.
Jack : How about cakes ?

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Mac : Hurry up ! They are getting impatient ... fruit ? Is that all you got ? Jack will be mad !!
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Re: Say What?

Post by ergomac23 » Fri Oct 08, 2021 12:20 am

great one V :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sam: should we socialize?
Daniel: sure if you'd like but we should say hello to the guest of honor
Jack: well where is he?
Daniel: over there



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Mama Laraine: come on join the fun
Mac: oh hello
Women: hi


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Sam : well she seems friendly …sir where are you going?
Jack : to say hello to the guest of honor of course
Daniel: of course and the women who kissed him (eye roll)
Teal'c : Indeed.



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Mac : did you see that?
Mama Laraine: what?
Mac: that guy... I was talking to her first and he comes over and suddenly I'm Mr. nobody

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Re: Say What?

Post by tvero80 » Sun Oct 10, 2021 9:05 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ,erg !

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Girl ( whispering) : What a bunch of killjoys ! Who invited them to the party ?
Mac : I don't know .


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Mac (mad) : Did you invite them ?
Mama Lorraine : No , I swear I didn't .
Mac : I hope they didn't come with their weapons !! Did anybody check ?


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Daniel : We aren't welcome here .
Sam : Crossovers don't always work .
Jack : Too bad .
Teal'c : Indeed . I was looking forward to it .


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Daniel : Next time we'll come in plain clothes .
Sam : And we'll ask Mac( = the writers ) first to see if he agrees ( = they agree ).
Teal'c: Good idea .
Jack : Let's get out of here . We're just embarrassing ourselves .
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Re: Say What?

Post by ergomac23 » Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:00 am

Sam : Crossovers don't always work .
oh don't they? ;)

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Girl : hey mac
Mac : hi welcome to the party.


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Mac (mad) : how many people did you invite?
Mama Lorraine : only a few relax enjoy your self mac
Mac : enjoy my self sure


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Daniel : well this is nice

Jack : why are we here?
Teal'c : to blend in like anthropologists Daniel Jackson said .


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Daniel : we could have dressed differently I suppose .
Sam : at least we don't stick out like those guys
Teal'c: indeed
Jack : yea what did they think it was a costume party?



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Ernest: Janos why did you convince me to come in here
Janos: I didn't say a thing Ernest you were talking to that beautiful lady
Ernest: well since were here is there any whiskey?
Janos: your just upset that she kissed that other man
Ernest: oh quiet Janos
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Re: Say What?

Post by tvero80 » Tue Oct 12, 2021 6:50 pm

ergomac23 wrote:
Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:00 am
Sam : Crossovers don't always work .
oh don't they? ;)
:D :D :D Ok . Maybe you're right so let's try another crossover, erg! :)

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Jack :Wow this is what I call a wild party ... kissing , miniskirts , bikini ...
Sam : Just a painting , sir ...
Teal'c : Is that how you organise parties on Earth ? Cool!
Daniel : Well, Mac isn't as uptight as I thought .


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Girl ( swooning) : Maaac ...

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Mac : What did you give her to drink ? Or did you hypnotise her ? In front of the Stargate team... how embarrassing !

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Ernest : Of course I can go to Mac's party , Janos ! I'm an adult , remember ?
Janos : No way ... it's high time you restored your reputation !
Ernest : Don't be ridiculous . I'm running late ... so I'm gonna use your wings !!


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And off he went to Mac's party ...

THE END
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Re: Say What?

Post by ergomac23 » Thu Oct 14, 2021 10:19 am

great one V :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Janos: well Ernest you want to hear about my new invention?
Ernest : sure what do you have today?
Janos : a time machine Ernest we can see the future
Ernest : cool lets see Janos


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Janos: first 1997 ....
Ernest: OUCH!!! oh you need to work on that landing ....
Jack :hey did any one see those guys arrive?
Sam : yes were did they come from?
Daniel : we could ask.
Ernest: well this is boring how about back?
Janos: sure...(turns to sg1) nice to meet you
Daniel: you to I'm Daniel jac....
Jack: they've gone now


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Janos: this is 1992
mac: hey welcome to the party
girl: thanks mac
Ernest: wow 1992 ey? hate the hair but the fair maidens though(staring at the girl) why hello fair lady your beauty overwhelms me
Girl: sure grandpa :roll:
Janos: how rude


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Mac : who are they?
mama Laraine: no idea mac
Ernest: let's go Janos I prefer home
Janos: same here Ernest




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Ernest : you know Janos I think the future is over rated
Janos: yes I was thinking much the same ..although it could inspire your next book
Ernest: no I think I'll stick with what I know
Henrietta: hi Ernest
Ernest: if you'll excuse me Janos (walks off with her)
Janos : maybe he's right staying in the now is far better then knowing what the future holds

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