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Posted: **Wed Dec 26, 2018 10:15 pm**

Last night I dreamed I had a daughter . It was great !

Do you think my dream will come true ?

A blue pill ? Thanks for your scientific approach , Janos. Very comforting and so romantic !

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2018 3:10 pm**

Just as I thought ...

I have a great love line...

So why am I alone in bed ,Janos ?
Janos: I guess women don't want to share it with your drink .

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:10 pm**

RDA : I have a future after Legend ,right ?
John de Lancie : Of course you have . Stop brooding please .Any idea ?

RDA : I'd like something totally different , wear a military costume ,carry weapons, travel at the speed of light …
John : Not sure it would work.

RDA : Mmm.Too bad.

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2018 7:25 pm**

What do you mean, you not come to bed with me until I have washed my hands?

What does it have to do with the fact that I had to pee?

They are clean! I usally do not pee on it.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2018 10:55 am**

Ernest !!! Let's try a more 'MacGyverlike' approach

These are my hands
My hands are used for many things
I brush my teeth with my hands
I hug with my hands ...
I love to do many things with my hands
but most of all I love to help with my hands
My Helping Hands
(My helping hands by Ziggy Marley)

My helping hands...

Now will you excuse me ? I need to wash my helping hands .

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2019 12:23 pm**

Jack (giving a dirty look ) : Don't you ever ask me to dig out the Stargate again ! And of course I couldn't count on you , Ernest !

Ernest :Well, you know I'm not very good with my hands , Jack ...did you ask Mac ?

Jack :He was on a dangerous assignment , couldn't be reached… he isn't as lazy as you are!
Mac: Digging ? No, thank you ! Glad I wasn't available .

Ernest : I usually let Nicodemus do the dirty job anyway.

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:08 pm**

Now you come out of that bed, or I'll drag you out!

Well now, I don't want to have these hands dirty again, and haven't finished my drink yet, so you'll have to wait

Well, you better hurry up, I'll be there in a few minutes and you don't want Jack there to... I'm kind of the good cop between Jack and me, you see, and I assure you, you don't want to meet the bad cop

Yeah, sure, few minutes....

you have 2 seconds.....then you are out of your bed and getting the bunny back...

Wait, I thought Mac was here in a few minutes and you were the bad cop, you don't look like a bad cop with the bunny, and who let you in?

I let him in, bunny is filled with C-4, so get out now or he will blow you out of that bed!!

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:20 pm**

WOW what a cliff hanger don't stop now what happened did Ernest Pratt get out of the bed? , did jack set the bunny off? , did they all live happily ever after? i'm on the edge of my seat

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:50 am**

ergomac23 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:20 pm WOW what a cliff hanger don't stop now what happened did Ernest Pratt get out of the bed? , did jack set the bunny off? , did they all live happily ever after? i'm on the edge of my seat

Mac :Hurry up , Ernest !

Ernest :Ok , you got what you wanted , guys .No need to threaten me with a bunny ! But I'm warning you, I'm in a foul mood ! I got up on the wrong side of the bed !! Now where's that **** Stargate ?

Jack :Right behind me .Come on , we're waiting for you !

Nicodemus :A Stargate ? That's interesting ! Can I come too ?

Mac :You never part with Ernest, do you , Nicodemus ?
Nicodemus : Let's say that we're two peas in a pod … literally speaking .

Posted: **Sat Jan 05, 2019 7:25 am**

GREAT ENDING thank you Tvero80
ALSO CLIFFHANGER MAC I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

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