Game - Good News, Bad News

[Mac/Jack#1fan]

Good News - when the Goa'uld commandeered the popcorn, they forgot about the remote and Jack was able to grab it

[MacBeth]

Bad news - Jack's so honked about being forced to watch reality TV that he's started shooting!

[Annelies]

Good news - he shoot all the Jaffa and the Goa'uld who where surprised by his action.

[MacBeth]

Bad news - one of the shots hit the TV. Now you can't change the channel back to the Simpsons.

[Mac/Jack#1fan]

Good News- You have another TV upstairs and you all go up there to watch the Simpsons!

[MacBeth]

Bad news -- the Goa'uld got there first, and it's now showing "Chulak's Got Talent". Based on the current act, Chulak does not actually have any talent to speak of.

[PamK1950]

The good news: There was a major power outage in your area

[Caty]

Bad news: Jack runs out of beer

[PamK1950]

Good News: The local liquor store delivers

[MacBeth]

Bad news: another troop of Jaffa arrives through the Stargate. They drink all the freshly-delivered beer.