Favorite funny quotes of RDA from Stargate SG1

[bftlovesRDA]

Thought it might be a good thread where we list our favorite funny quote(s) of Jack O'Neill from any of the Stargate SG1 episodes.

For instance, I loved this one:

"I could have sworn that was an aspirin I took this morning".

He said that in the elevator when Daniel - as the ascended being - showed up asking for Jack's help with some urgent matter.....but Daniel is powerful, but unable to actually do anything to help in this crisis.

Hint: There are sayings of Jack O'Neill in Stargate SG1 somewhere on this website if you look hard enough. You can use one of those quotes if they are a favorite of yours or you can remember the quote all by yourself.....

Have fun!

[Annelies]

HAHA, FANTASTIC TOPIC!!

I just love this one:


Compliments to the person who made the banner, just loved it!!!

[bftlovesRDA]

LOVE that quote, Annelies......

[bftlovesRDA]

oh - and LOVE that banner....beautiful!

[Mac/Jack#1fan]

AWESOME TOPIC B

Lets see, there are SO many GREAT Jack O'Neill quotes.....

This is one of my favorites



I said "one of my favorites" there are so many more! I'll have to post some more on this thread as I think of them

[Mac/Jack#1fan]

I thought of another of my favorite Jack quotes

From "The Broca Divide"
Jack- "I understand you got stabbed in the stomach?"
Sam- "Oh yeah, that was nothing. With any luck, there won't even be a scar"
Jack- " Well good,I was concerned"
Sam- "Concerned?"
Jack "Yeah sure. If that scar doesn't heal, you'll never wear that sweet little tank top number again"

[bftlovesRDA]

Love both of them, Mac/Jack#1Fan!

I thought of another one....

From Solitudes - when Sam is cuddling next to Jack to keep them both warm.......Sam says, "Uh, Colonel....."; Jack says, "It's my sidearm I swear!"

[mac_jack_fangirl]

Oh, I'm going to love this thread. There are so many great lines... Heres' one of my favourites.

To General Hammond, in regards to Col. Maybourne wanting to take Teal'c for study

Col. O'Neill: General, request permission to beat the crap out of this man.

[bftlovesRDA]

Hi, Mac Jack FanGirl - Love that quote also!

Here's another one:

To General Hammond when the Russian officer demands that Russia place one of its people on SG1's team.

Col. O'Neill: Over my rotting corpse, Sir. I'm sorry did I say that out loud?

[bftlovesRDA]

Another one - this one needs a THUNK picture to go with it.

After Jack has recovered from Hathor's attempt to implant Jack with a symbiote (sp?) where she gives Jack the cross-marked incision on his stomach signifying the "pouch" inside him where the symbiote will live, Sam tell him she wants to see how his midsection looks after he has been rescued from Hathor's evil plan........

Carter says: Let's just say you were wounded.
(camera shows a firm healed midsection of Jack)

• Carter: It's a miracle.
  Jack: No, crunches.