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Re: Say What?

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:22 pm
by karinedauphin
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Jack : Halloween party, please, in which direction?.
Carter : Sir, Are you alright ?
Jack (hearing poorly or pretending to hear badly) : Whaaaat ?? my wife ??? oh no, you see, I took my pumpkin with me
Daniel : oh boy....
Teal'C : indeed...


Re: Say What?

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:23 pm
by ergomac23
cool a new one yay!!!

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Jack :what's wrong carter ?
Sam: sir ...the hair the 80s was 30 years ago
jack: yea well i am 80 and i was 40 years old 3 weeks ago
Daniel : she is right jack you could do with a hair cut
Jack: What?
Teal'c thinking : oh never mention cutting his hair it never ends well

Re: Say What?

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:03 pm
by Jen85
:lol: :lol: :lol: Love these

Re: Say What?

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:23 pm
by tvero80
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ok ,a mixture of both now :

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Jack : Carter , please ! I beg you on both my knees (though it's hard considering my condition...) . Help me !! This pumkin has nothing to do with me (not very nice by the way :shock: ) and I don't want to have my hair cut !
Sam : I'll do my best , sir .


Moral : Never eat an unknown cake !

Re: Say What?

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:40 pm
by karinedauphin
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O'Neill : Teal'c... why did I shave just the top of my head?
Teal'c : you always told me that the hippy years were the best of your life, .... hair in the wind ...

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O' Neill : Teal'c ....Look at this..... ALL the hair !!

Re: Say What?

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:46 pm
by Annelies
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jack : No more "BOOM"??????
Sam: Sorry sir, we had to take the C2.... You have crossed the age limit....
Jack: humpfffff

Re: Say What?

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:05 am
by tvero80
let's move on ,shall we ? (maybe one shot but I found it funny )
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Rick :Is it a he or a she ?
Koala : Don't you dare look at my private parts , stranger ?! I'm not looking at yours, am I ?

Re: Say What?

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:19 pm
by ergomac23
ah Australia V now your speaking my language ;)

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rick loves the environment so much that when he went to Australia he was more interested in the gum leaves then the koala's but it looks like the feeling was mutual ;)
Rick: oh i remember now i wanted to take a nap


Re: Say What?

Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:35 am
by tvero80
ergomac23 wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:19 pm
ah Australia V now your speaking my language ;)
I knew you'd appreciate , Erg ;)

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An older Mac ( remember the opening gambit of Blow Out ?) : Eucalyptus leaves ? Good. Now I can heal my cold !

Better late than never ;)

Re: Say What?

Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:41 pm
by Annelies
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Cut the nails, they said...without waking the Koala.... just great....