RDA Forum

Posted: **Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:22 pm**

Jack : Halloween party, please, in which direction?.
Carter : Sir, Are you alright ?
Jack (hearing poorly or pretending to hear badly) : Whaaaat ?? my wife ??? oh no, you see, I took my pumpkin with me
Daniel : oh boy....
Teal'C : indeed...

Posted: **Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:23 pm**

cool a new one yay!!!

Jack :what's wrong carter ?
Sam: sir ...the hair the 80s was 30 years ago
jack: yea well i am 80 and i was 40 years old 3 weeks ago
Daniel : she is right jack you could do with a hair cut
Jack: What?
Teal'c thinking : oh never mention cutting his hair it never ends well

Posted: **Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:03 pm**

Love these

Posted: **Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:23 pm**

Ok ,a mixture of both now :

Jack : Carter , please ! I beg you on both my knees (though it's hard considering my condition...) . Help me !! This pumkin has nothing to do with me (not very nice by the way

) and I don't want to have my hair cut !
Sam : I'll do my best , sir .

Moral : Never eat an unknown cake !

Posted: **Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:40 pm**

O'Neill : Teal'c... why did I shave just the top of my head?
Teal'c : you always told me that the hippy years were the best of your life, .... hair in the wind ...

O' Neill : Teal'c ....Look at this..... ALL the hair !!

Posted: **Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:46 pm**

Jack : No more "BOOM"??????
Sam: Sorry sir, we had to take the C2.... You have crossed the age limit....
Jack: humpfffff

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:05 am**

let's move on ,shall we ? (maybe one shot but I found it funny )

Rick :Is it a he or a she ?
Koala : Don't you dare look at my private parts , stranger ?! I'm not looking at yours, am I ?

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:19 pm**

ah Australia V now your speaking my language

rick loves the environment so much that when he went to Australia he was more interested in the gum leaves then the koala's but it looks like the feeling was mutual

Rick: oh i remember now i wanted to take a nap

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:35 am**

ergomac23 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:19 pm ah Australia V now your speaking my language

I knew you'd appreciate , Erg

An older Mac ( remember the opening gambit of Blow Out ?) : Eucalyptus leaves ? Good. Now I can heal my cold !

Better late than never

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:41 pm**

Cut the nails, they said...without waking the Koala.... just great....

RDA Forum

Say What?

Re: Say What?

Re: Say What?

Re: Say What?

Re: Say What?

Re: Say What?

Re: Say What?

Re: Say What?

Re: Say What?

Re: Say What?

Re: Say What?