Say What?

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Re: Say What?

Post by karinedauphin » Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:22 pm

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Jack : Halloween party, please, in which direction?.
Carter : Sir, Are you alright ?
Jack (hearing poorly or pretending to hear badly) : Whaaaat ?? my wife ??? oh no, you see, I took my pumpkin with me
Daniel : oh boy....
Teal'C : indeed...


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Re: Say What?

Post by ergomac23 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:23 pm

cool a new one yay!!!

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Jack :what's wrong carter ?
Sam: sir ...the hair the 80s was 30 years ago
jack: yea well i am 80 and i was 40 years old 3 weeks ago
Daniel : she is right jack you could do with a hair cut
Jack: What?
Teal'c thinking : oh never mention cutting his hair it never ends well

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Re: Say What?

Post by Jen85 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:03 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Love these
Mac: Two guys with bazookas blew up your cab.
Jack: They blew up my cab with a bazooka?
Mac: Two bazookas. But I can explain.
Jack: Bazookas? You can explain bazookas? YOU CANNOT EXPLAIN BAZOOKAS!

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Re: Say What?

Post by tvero80 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:23 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ok ,a mixture of both now :

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Jack : Carter , please ! I beg you on both my knees (though it's hard considering my condition...) . Help me !! This pumkin has nothing to do with me (not very nice by the way :shock: ) and I don't want to have my hair cut !
Sam : I'll do my best , sir .


Moral : Never eat an unknown cake !
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Re: Say What?

Post by karinedauphin » Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:40 pm

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O'Neill : Teal'c... why did I shave just the top of my head?
Teal'c : you always told me that the hippy years were the best of your life, .... hair in the wind ...

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O' Neill : Teal'c ....Look at this..... ALL the hair !!

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Re: Say What?

Post by Annelies » Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:46 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jack : No more "BOOM"??????
Sam: Sorry sir, we had to take the C2.... You have crossed the age limit....
Jack: humpfffff
Lots of love,

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Re: Say What?

Post by tvero80 » Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:05 am

let's move on ,shall we ? (maybe one shot but I found it funny )
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Rick :Is it a he or a she ?
Koala : Don't you dare look at my private parts , stranger ?! I'm not looking at yours, am I ?
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Re: Say What?

Post by ergomac23 » Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:19 pm

ah Australia V now your speaking my language ;)

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rick loves the environment so much that when he went to Australia he was more interested in the gum leaves then the koala's but it looks like the feeling was mutual ;)
Rick: oh i remember now i wanted to take a nap


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Re: Say What?

Post by tvero80 » Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:35 am

ergomac23 wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:19 pm
ah Australia V now your speaking my language ;)
I knew you'd appreciate , Erg ;)

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An older Mac ( remember the opening gambit of Blow Out ?) : Eucalyptus leaves ? Good. Now I can heal my cold !

Better late than never ;)
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Re: Say What?

Post by Annelies » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:41 pm

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Cut the nails, they said...without waking the Koala.... just great....
Lots of love,

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