Say What?
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Jack : Halloween party, please, in which direction?.
Carter : Sir, Are you alright ?
Jack (hearing poorly or pretending to hear badly) : Whaaaat ?? my wife ??? oh no, you see, I took my pumpkin with me
Daniel : oh boy....
Teal'C : indeed...
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cool a new one yay!!!
Jack :what's wrong carter ?
Sam: sir ...the hair the 80s was 30 years ago
jack: yea well i am 80 and i was 40 years old 3 weeks ago
Daniel : she is right jack you could do with a hair cut
Jack: What?
Teal'c thinking : oh never mention cutting his hair it never ends well
Jack :what's wrong carter ?
Sam: sir ...the hair the 80s was 30 years ago
jack: yea well i am 80 and i was 40 years old 3 weeks ago
Daniel : she is right jack you could do with a hair cut
Jack: What?
Teal'c thinking : oh never mention cutting his hair it never ends well
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Love these
Mac: Two guys with bazookas blew up your cab.
Jack: They blew up my cab with a bazooka?
Mac: Two bazookas. But I can explain.
Jack: Bazookas? You can explain bazookas? YOU CANNOT EXPLAIN BAZOOKAS!
Jack: They blew up my cab with a bazooka?
Mac: Two bazookas. But I can explain.
Jack: Bazookas? You can explain bazookas? YOU CANNOT EXPLAIN BAZOOKAS!
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Ok ,a mixture of both now :
Jack : Carter , please ! I beg you on both my knees (though it's hard considering my condition...) . Help me !! This pumkin has nothing to do with me (not very nice by the way ) and I don't want to have my hair cut !
Sam : I'll do my best , sir .
Moral : Never eat an unknown cake !
Jack : Carter , please ! I beg you on both my knees (though it's hard considering my condition...) . Help me !! This pumkin has nothing to do with me (not very nice by the way ) and I don't want to have my hair cut !
Sam : I'll do my best , sir .
Moral : Never eat an unknown cake !
- karinedauphin
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O'Neill : Teal'c... why did I shave just the top of my head?
Teal'c : you always told me that the hippy years were the best of your life, .... hair in the wind ...
O' Neill : Teal'c ....Look at this..... ALL the hair !!
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Jack : No more "BOOM"??????
Sam: Sorry sir, we had to take the C2.... You have crossed the age limit....
Jack: humpfffff
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let's move on ,shall we ? (maybe one shot but I found it funny )
Rick :Is it a he or a she ?
Koala : Don't you dare look at my private parts , stranger ?! I'm not looking at yours, am I ?
Rick :Is it a he or a she ?
Koala : Don't you dare look at my private parts , stranger ?! I'm not looking at yours, am I ?
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ah Australia V now your speaking my language
rick loves the environment so much that when he went to Australia he was more interested in the gum leaves then the koala's but it looks like the feeling was mutual
Rick: oh i remember now i wanted to take a nap
rick loves the environment so much that when he went to Australia he was more interested in the gum leaves then the koala's but it looks like the feeling was mutual
Rick: oh i remember now i wanted to take a nap
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Cut the nails, they said...without waking the Koala.... just great....
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