Say What?

[EJA]

Meanwhile in Tahiti :



Oh Yah, this is great! Happy Birthday to me !

[ergomac23]

Mac: jack I don't see anything ...why are we here?
Jack: oops sorry good buddy I had the map the wrong way around
Mac thinking: this is why I don't go on trips with him

[Annelies]

Rick: "yeah.....rub it in..... I chose the binoculars, you chose the map....WICH you used to hide the script.... i could've been playing hockey last night instead of learning my lines, for crying out loud"

[tvero80]

Time for another one ...



Jack : What do you mean I have to pay at the gate ???

[Annelies]

Jack : What do you mean I have to pay at the gate ???

Jack singing: Put your arms around me like a circle round the sun.. wait.... missing someone....Sam??? Where is everybody suddenly?? Leo Kottke isn't that bad......

[bftlovesRDA]

V - BEAUTIFUL!!!!! Love it!

Lies - love your caption too! Both are awesome!

[tvero80]

A little story for a change :


Beep and lights on .
Jack : What ?
Security officer : You can't set foot on this planet , sir .
Jack : Why ?
Security officer: Your weapon , it's forbidden on PI 3 (Peace Island 3).
Jack : For crying out loud , I'm here to help !
Security officer : With a firearm , sir ? You can leave it here if you like .
Jack ( after hesitating ): Ok.

Beep and lights on again .
Jack : What now ?
Security officer: You haven't been vaccinated against covid-19 , sir . It's mandatory . We got rid of the pandemic and we don't want visitors to spread the virus again .You must go back to your planet sorry .
Jack : What a world ! First time I've been refused entry ... let's go home , I need a blueberry pie badly !

[bftlovesRDA]

Very very good, V! Very appropriate! Very Jack!

[tvero80]

Another 'very Jack' caption , B



Jack : My worst nightmare ? Planning to watch the Simpsons at 5 PM , yet being stuck all alone on a planet at that time and being unable to use the stargate to come home ...

[bftlovesRDA]

Yes indeed - poor Jack! Very Jack!