Meanwhile in Tahiti :
Oh Yah, this is great! Happy Birthday to me !
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Mac: jack I don't see anything ...why are we here?
Jack: oops sorry good buddy I had the map the wrong way around
Mac thinking: this is why I don't go on trips with him
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Rick: "yeah.....rub it in..... I chose the binoculars, you chose the map....WICH you used to hide the script.... i could've been playing hockey last night instead of learning my lines, for crying out loud"
Lots of love,
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Time for another one ...
Jack : What do you mean I have to pay at the gate ???
Jack : What do you mean I have to pay at the gate ???
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Jack singing: Put your arms around me like a circle round the sun.. wait.... missing someone....Sam??? Where is everybody suddenly?? Leo Kottke isn't that bad......
Lots of love,
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A little story for a change :
Beep and lights on .
Jack : What ?
Security officer : You can't set foot on this planet , sir .
Jack : Why ?
Security officer: Your weapon , it's forbidden on PI 3 (Peace Island 3).
Jack : For crying out loud , I'm here to help !
Security officer : With a firearm , sir ? You can leave it here if you like .
Jack ( after hesitating ): Ok.
Beep and lights on again .
Jack : What now ?
Security officer: You haven't been vaccinated against covid-19 , sir . It's mandatory . We got rid of the pandemic and we don't want visitors to spread the virus again .You must go back to your planet sorry .
Jack : What a world ! First time I've been refused entry ... let's go home , I need a blueberry pie badly !
Beep and lights on .
Jack : What ?
Security officer : You can't set foot on this planet , sir .
Jack : Why ?
Security officer: Your weapon , it's forbidden on PI 3 (Peace Island 3).
Jack : For crying out loud , I'm here to help !
Security officer : With a firearm , sir ? You can leave it here if you like .
Jack ( after hesitating ): Ok.
Beep and lights on again .
Jack : What now ?
Security officer: You haven't been vaccinated against covid-19 , sir . It's mandatory . We got rid of the pandemic and we don't want visitors to spread the virus again .You must go back to your planet sorry .
Jack : What a world ! First time I've been refused entry ... let's go home , I need a blueberry pie badly !
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Another 'very Jack' caption , B
Jack : My worst nightmare ? Planning to watch the Simpsons at 5 PM , yet being stuck all alone on a planet at that time and being unable to use the stargate to come home ...
Jack : My worst nightmare ? Planning to watch the Simpsons at 5 PM , yet being stuck all alone on a planet at that time and being unable to use the stargate to come home ...
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