Good news: the First Prime is actually very good, and there's been a drought, so when it starts to rain, nobody minds. Also, Jack gets soaked in the first downpour.
Good news: Daniel's fed the First Prime enough coffee to get him to sober up, and Teal'c has challenged him to an un-rain dance-off.
Bad news: General Hammond has sent over a squad to find out whythehell the situation is not yet under control. Meanwhile, Jack and the Goa'uld are watching "Dancing With the Stars" together and making fun of the contestants, and Sam has built two special remotes that randomly switch control back and forth between Jack and the Goa'uld, so they'll stop throwing popcorn at each other and stealing the remote.